Everyone wanted the boy with the California Blonde Hair and the perfect tight rolls…and I was no exception. When the popular boys invited me to a “Boy/Girl” party I was expecting Carrie, but I got a semi-interesting anecdote of unrequited love.
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Chapter 15: I Remembered Showing Him My HooHa!
The boys next door and I used to play in the fields and in a big barn across the street. It was like the Disney Land of Tetanus. This chapter is where my gender journey heats up!
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Chapter 14: Hiding My Lady Bits
In this Chapter I talk about one of the most “mortifying” times in my life up until that point. OMG! It was so embarassing…mostly because words that aren’t in your vocabulary…you don’t know! RIGHT?!?!
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Chapter 13: It’s Not That I Was Going That Fast
In the new Chapter of Confessions Of A Wannabe Soccer Mom you find out about my first car…The Roach and how Shelli and I ended up on a mattress in the middle of nowhere!
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