At one point, I was kind of new to living as a woman. I have always been female inside but the intricacies that are learned by most girls gradually through life experience and/or taught by a Mother were just not in my bag of things. So I had to learn them on my own, through newer life experiences. Things like etiquette for using the loo, dating and inserting a tampon.  Ok, the last one is not necessary, yet…

I could never understand why there was so much urine on the toilet in the women’s room.  Are these women hovering from the ceiling? I know when I hover, especially in heels (however rare), it can be challenging but I get the aim.  Maybe because I have a little more control over it, but as much as women bitch about men and their aim you’d think that they’d get that shit right?  Right?

The point is that I found a song especially for you hovering ladies with bad aim and shit for manners…NSFW